Chinese Robot Wants To Touch Your Boobs
Writing by Evan Ackerman on Tuesday, 26 of February , 2008 at 6:30 am
Do you fit into one of the following categories:
-Girls who are reaching or having reached puberty, hope to improve the growth of breast.
-Women, who are under pressure, want to relax themselves.
-Women who want to improve the quality of their sex activities.
-Women who want to have pretty breasts.
If so, the Breast Massage Robot, designed by Wei Wang and the Beijing BUBBY Robot Technologies CO., LTD, may be for you. Details are alarmingly sketchy about this amazing new technology, but according to the website soliciting corporate investment, “the massage is performed by both head and poles, during the massage the former circles as well as the latter draws and drops.” Ah, I get it now. More than 1,000 units per day are projected to sell in North America alone, and the designers say their goal is nothing less than “to make the BMR the hottest high-tech product worldwide.” Best of luck, guys, best of luck.
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Comment by lastangelman
Made Thursday, 28 of February , 2008 at 12:27 am
Alan Abel, I have found you!
Comment by Tiffany
Made Wednesday, 9 of July , 2008 at 10:54 am
I just wonder if it works? Most things are scams. I’ve been trying to get my breasts to grow for years, massaging them, maybe this would help me. I’d like to try it.
