Every Robot Poops

Writing by Evan Ackerman on Friday, 11 of April , 2008 at 2:17 am

And when they do, they wipe with this:

Android

Makes things nice and smooth and shiny. Works on humans too, just try it!

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Category: Humor

2 Comments

Comment by grinn.net

Made Friday, 11 of April , 2008 at 5:04 am

Did you know you can burn those? It looks really neat when you do it at night. Especially if they’ve first been pooped out by a robot.

Comment by Evan Ackerman

Made Friday, 11 of April , 2008 at 5:08 am

Yeah, I actually tried to light some of it with a laser I reviewed over on OhGizmo. Didn’t work, so I just used a lighter instead… Would have been cooler if I’d use one of those Flamethrowing Robosapiens, though.

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From the folks who brought you OhGizmo.com, BotJunkie obsessively chronicles Man's inevitable descent into cybernetic slavery.

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