Tuesday ElectionWatch (Vote Robot!)

Writing by Evan Ackerman on Tuesday, 4 of November , 2008 at 4:14 pm

Today is election day, which means that US citizens like myself are feeling a a nauseating combination of excitement and dread as we watch our country hurl itself toward either a bright and sunny future or, if you’re voting for THE OTHER GUY, global thermonuclear war. And if you’re a US citizen, you’d better go vote, if for no other reason than it means you’re then allowed to complain about the result and how it’s all the fault of those batsh*t crazy radicals and it’s probably time to move to Canada already.

All we can really do at this point, though, is slump on the couch with a bottle of Scotch and see how it all plays out…

You know what? Considering the potential alternative, I think I can live with this.

[ The Onion ] VIA [ Laughing Squid ]

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