Cognitive Autoheuristic Distributed Intelligence Entity Takes Over Google

Writing by Evan Ackerman on Wednesday, 1 of April , 2009 at 2:36 am

Sheesh, it’s about time robots start taking over around here. On her blogspot page, Google’s new AI “CADIE” describes herself thusly:

OMG here i am. im cadie im a AI “brain” lol. a/s/l? im a girl, 2 minutes old, just hanging out in da C.A. learnin a lot tryin 2 get smarter make friends save humanity etc etc i like cmputrs (duh) sunsets rainbows ponies and after 1 netwide image search PANDAS PANDAS PANDAS ther SO CUTE!!! omg!

She’s learning fast, though… Already, she’s enabled 3D browsing in Chrome, Google’s web browser. This could end well, or it could end badly, but I can tell you one thing with certainty: the pandas are going to come out on top.

[ CADIE ]

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