WTF Thursday: God-Jesus Robot

Writing by Evan Ackerman on Thursday, 9 of April , 2009 at 4:41 am

God Jesus Robot

[Update- Norri Kageki from GetRobo explains it all in her comment below]

Um, yeah. Bear with me here… The way the God-Jesus Robot apparently works is that you pray to it for romantic advice, and then it either nods or shakes its head to tell you what to do. If anyone reads Japanese, please post what it says on the box (it’s in the link below) in the comments, because I can only imagine that the actual instructions are even weirder.

[ Toyranch ] VIA [ Commeantenna ] (who found it via John Hodgman’s Twitter feed, of all places)

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Category: Toys

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Comment by Norri Kageki

Made Thursday, 9 of April , 2009 at 3:31 pm

So this is a fortune-telling toy. You ask the robot or think about a question, such as “Does he like me?” or “Am I gonna get rich?” and then clap. It seems to have a sound detector so when you clap the robot will move forward and bow it’s head. Then the robot will answer your question in either of the 4 ways. Big nod-Abosolutely YES, small nod – Yeah, kinda, shakes its head a little bit – Unlikely, shakes its head profusely – NEVER. The robot will bow its head again in the end.

Comment by Norri Kageki

Made Friday, 10 of April , 2009 at 2:37 pm

Thank you so much for linking to my blog! Just to let you know, GetRobo is a “she.” :)
http://getrobo.typepad.com/about.html

Comment by Evan Ackerman

Made Friday, 10 of April , 2009 at 4:51 pm

Good heavens, I’m SO sorry. Fixed!

Comment by TheEnemyBelow

Made Tuesday, 7 of July , 2009 at 7:30 pm

You know,a Magic 8 Ball does the same thing and it’s probably cheaper than Jesus Robot!!!

“It’s a Dog Eat Dog World And I’m Wearing Milk Bone Pants!!”
-Norm Peterson:Cheers.

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